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how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?
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iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

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gypsyone:

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patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

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malumporn:

1. Mind your own business.
2. Learn to be quiet sometimes.
3. If you’re going to be a shithead, just stay home.
4. If someone is being a shithead to you, kick their ass.
5. Don’t fucking rape.
6. Don’t fucking steal.
7. If you’re magic, fucking embrace that shit.
8. Don’t complain about the mess you got yourself into.
9. Don’t hurt little kids.
10. Don’t hurt animals for no reason.
11. Don’t put up with anybody’s bullshit. Ever.

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bepeu:

reblog if youre just kidding

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opalesent:

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tom-delongerie:

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